mustard yellow for a year?

Not to worry. I'm surely free of any sort of humanly figure growing inside of me. This is a fact. On the other hand, several of my lovely lady friends are trying their hand at this whole motherhood thing. So... the question begs to be asked: why not dress your baby in one color for the first year? Just one ol' solid color? It's not a bad idea. It would also allow one to politely avoid dressing one's offspring in some hideous duck and stripe themed onesie gifted by who the fuck knows... You simply say, "I'm sorry but Joe's only to wear mustard yellow for his first year." That's it. One year, one color. Just a thought.