Faces and Tasers and Bottoms

Went to a BBQ last night. Actually it was a BQQ. Anyhow, the place houses three employees of Amoeba records... good music... loads of records and shit to look at... oh, and one stuffed Homer Simpson (the size of a medium dog). One roomie scored Homer out of a claw machine on his first two bucks. Anyhow, the highlight came when a past issue of Vice surfaced and match the "face to ass" spread gained popularity once again. I'm sort of blase when it comes to Vice but this past photo issue gets props for the facetoass bit. What could be more entertaining than matching random faces to random asses? The activity really unified. Oh! I almost forgot... another lady at the party had this taser that looked like a digital camera... it was pink and had a braceletlike release feature so if someone wrestles it from you it deactivates. Then, slime bag can't taser ya back. She bought it on ebay and I'm thinkin' of investing.... i wanted a demonstration but... no takers on the "20 bones for 5 seconds of taser offer..."