"Up this morning... feelin' so fine," (feel free to hum along with this impromptu jingle)... True story:
Thought I'd take myself and my body up Church St. for a little early a.m. exercise. Why not? Eager to start my day, I walked out the door jubilantly. The sun was shining and most of the neighborhood was still asleep except for me, oh yeah, and the man in front of me who.... looked slightly suspect from behind. He had a bit of a swagger in his step and a moderate hunch. I took notice and meandered to the other side of the street. Safety first, of course.
I kept one eye on him... the other on the gum/poo-stained sidewalk. Suddenly... he stopped, leaned forward and, yep... you guessed it... hurled. Loudly. Continued up the block actually. I think he stopped three or four times. I didn't watch but, lucky me, was quiet enough to hear the full soundtrack. Joy.
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