For those of you who don't know I now work in that whole corporate environment thing... Company e-mails really kill me. They do.
see below:
Hello all,
You may notice that, in an effort to be more health-conscience, we have reduced the amount of soda in the refrigerator and added vitamin and sparkling water.
Please treat these new drinks no differently than the sodas- that is, PLEASE do not hoard or take more than your fair share. These are meant to be enjoyed in moderation during work, not taken home or cached at your desk. If you take more than your fair share, why, that only deprives your friends at work.
This is somewhat of an experiment; if we notice that people are hoarding or taking exhorbitant amounts of the new drinks, we will have no choice but to revert back to "soda only"
Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
Best,
Matt
1 comment:
Yeh office life is very strange. In what universe do people care so much about things like this?! but... these stories also make for humor, which god knows we might not be able to get through it without :)
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